This post isn’t real.

I’ve wanted to start a blog for ages.  I spend too much time on the Internet; why not make it worse?  My first-year composition instructor way back in undergrad, Ms Rodgers, went by GirlRodgers as her ‘net handle–she took to calling me GirlWonders.   Yes, that really is my last name.  If I can get WordPress working satisfactorily, I’ll tell my friends and relations this blog exists.  Until then, what are you doing here?  How did you stumble on this?